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THE BRIEF THAT GOT ME A STRATEGY JOB IN 3 DAYS

You might notice it’s a WIP. I was an account manager intern at the time, wrote it and sent a rough draft to the strategist on the account I worked on at the time (thank you, Becca Taylor!). She forwarded it to the head of strategy, they extended my internship into a strategy one and then offered me the full-time job 3 days later.

PHOTOs, fits, & vogue femme

the artist:

the art:

To all the pants I’ve pooped before

  • The first time I pooped my pants

    The first time I pooped my pants

    These are the first pants* I remember pooping in at an age where it was no longer acceptable to do so.

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  • The third to last time I pooped my pants

    The second time I pooped my pants

    The second time I pooped my pants, I was in 8th grade and was in Madrid, Spain.

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  • The second to last time I pooped my pants

    The third time I pooped my pants

    The third time I ever pooped my pants I was lying in bed with who I thought was the love of my life.

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  • The last time I pooped my pants

    The last time I pooped my pants

    The last* time I pooped my pants I had salmonella, which brought with it uncontrollable diarrhea for a week straight, almost 2.

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  • Epilogue Sans Poop

    The question on everyone’s minds: have I pooped my pants again?

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